♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ THEY'L FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
THIS FRESH AIR REALLY GIVES ME AN APPETITE.
[SMACKING LIPS]
[BOING]
OH, BOY!
MMM!
HEY, THAT MADE ME HUNGRY.
I NEED A SNACK.
- EEK! - AAH! - YEOW!
- YOU KNOW, A BREAKFAST WITHOUT FISH
IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE,
AND WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN THE DARK?
AND WHO WANTS TO EAT ALONE?
I THINK I'LL DROP IN ON THE BEAUTIFUL SONIA.
- AHH...
- HMM?
- WHOOPS!
OK, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- HUH? OOGH...
HOW COULD YOU LOOK AT THAT--THAT--
THAT WIMP?
- BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT HUGE...
- NO! THIS IS NOT FAT!
IT'S MUSCLE, PURE MUSCLE.
UH, WATCH THIS.
- HA HA HA!
- I'M NOT FAT!
OH! OW!
OOMF! OOF! OW! AH!
OOOH...
OH--BURP.
[SHOUTING] I'M NOT FAT!
- I DON'T THINK I'M OVERWEIGHT,
BUT THE DOC SAYS I'VE GOT TO LOSE 10 POUNDS
BEFORE MY NEXT VISIT.
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS ALL MUSCLE, GRANDPA.
- PURE TABLE MUSCLE IS WHAT IT IS.
A COUPLE OF DAYS OF LETTUCE AND COTTAGE CHEESE
WILL MAKE THAT GO AWAY.
- LETTUCE AND COTTAGE CHEESE...
YUCK!
- THE DOC GAVE ME THIS DIET BOOK.
EVERYTHING I CAN AND CAN'T EAT
IS LISTED IN THERE,
AND NONE OF IT IS VERY APPETIZING.
- WELL, IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
GULP!
OK, OK! I GET THE IDEA!
- I'VE GOT YOUR FAVORITE TODAY, HEATHCLIFF.
TUNA FIESTA.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HEATHCLIFF?
- UH, "CABBAGE...
"CARROTS, CELERY,
"SPINACH,
BROCCOLI"?
EE-YUCK!
I'M A CAT. I CAN'T EAT THAT STUFF.
- HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SPORT.
THAT LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE YOU'RE HOLDING
HAS OVER 500 CALORIES IN IT.
THAT'S 500 CALORIES OF UGLY FAT, SPORT.
- 500 CALORIES?!
OH, NO.
- HA HA HA HA!
- IT LOOKS LIKE HEATHCLIFF'S ON A DIET.
- YOU MEAN, LIKE, SCAT TO THE FAT?
- EXACTLY.
AND THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
IF WE CAN KEEP HEATHCLIFF ON A DIET,
HE'LL GET SO WEAK THAT WE CAN TAKE OVER HIS TERRITORY.
- DUH...
BUT HOW CAN WE KEEP HEATHCLIFF FROM EATING?
- YEAH. LIKE, THAT KITTY'S FAME
IS THE EATING GAME.
- JUST COME WITH ME.
HEATHCLIFF, OL' PAL,
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE OLD DIET TRAIL.
- YEAH. SONIA'S LOOKING AT OTHER CATS.
I GOTTA LOSE SOME WEIGHT,
BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW.
I LOVE TO EAT.
I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW,
I COULD EAT THIS STUPID BOOK.
- BETTER NOT. LOTS OF CALORIES IN THERE.
- HECTOR, CAN YOU HELP ME?
I GOTTA LOSE SOME WEIGHT REAL FAST,
BUT I'M SO HUNGRY ALL THE TIME.
- NOTHIN' EASIER,
BUT EATIN'S ONLY HALF OF IT.
YES, SIR. WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU ON THE PATENTED
HECTOR EXERCISE PROGRAM FOR FAT CATS.
YOU LOSE TWICE THE WEIGHT IN HALF THE TIME.
- YOU'LL GET SO THIN, YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT A GRIN.
- JUST MEET US IN THE ALLEY IN 5 MINUTES,
AND WE'LL GET YOU ON YOUR WAY
TO BECOMING A SLEEKER KITTY CAT.
- YEAH. YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT, TOO.
- KEEP GOIN', HEATHCLIFF.
ALL THAT UNSIGHTLY FAT IS GOING TO BURN RIGHT AWAY.
- YEAH. LIKE, NO PAIN, NO GAIN, HEATHCLIFF.
- LET'S DO SOME PUSHUPS NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
- HOW MANY OF THESE DO I HAVE TO DO?
[PANTING]
- NOT MANY.
UH, A THOUSAND SHOULD BE FINE.
- A THOUSAND?!
- HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
NONE OF US CAN COUNT.
HEH HEH HEH!
- [PANTING]
- OK, HEATHCLIFF, TIME FOR SOME ROADWORK.
- HOW...
MUCH...
ROADWORK?
OH, NOTHING HARD,
JUST A 10-MILE RUN.
- 10 MILES?!
- HEY, IT'S EASY.
JUST RUN 5 MILES, THEN COME BACK.
HEH HEH HEH!
THAT'S THE WAY, OL' PAL.
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
- [ALL CHORTLING]
OK, MONGO, WORDSWORTH,
GET THE CART.
- [SNIFFING]
OH! IF I DON'T GET SOMETHING TO EAT,
I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS RUN.
- THERE HE IS,
AND HE'S GOT A FISH.
UH, WHAT YA GOT THERE, FATSO?
- HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D PICK UP SOME COMPANY FOR THE LONG JOG.
- KEEP RUNNIN'.
- MMM!
- YUMMY!
- HEATHCLIFF'S CATCH WAS FROM THE FISHERMAN'S BATCH.
- UH-OH.
MEOW?
- MIGHT AS WELL SEE THE SIGHTS WHILE I RUN.
[PANTING]
STEAK!
HUH?
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
STEAK AIN'T ON THE MENU.
- BUT I'M HUNGRY.
JUST A NIBBLE.
- NOT EVEN A TASTE.
NOW GO FINISH YOUR RUN,
AND NO MORE SIDE TRIPS.
- OHH...
- HEY, HECTOR.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS STEAK?
- YEAH. LIKE, HEATHCLIFF'S GOT THE GRIEF,
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BEEF.
- WE SURE DO.
WHAT THE--
- I THINK THAT MEAT WAS THE TIGER'S TREAT.
- FOOD.
UH, HERE, SPIKE. HERE, BOY.
COME ON, SPIKE.
COME ON, LET'S PLAY.
YOU WANNA FETCH?
HERE YOU GO. HERE, BOY.
- RUFF RUFF!
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
- FOOD AT LAST.
- DON'T EAT THAT FOOD.
DON'T PUT THAT FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
- PLEASE, HECTOR, JUST ONE BITE.
I'M GROWING WEAK WITH HUNGER.
I CAN BARELY LIFT MY ARMS.
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS
FOR A LONG TIME, HEATHCLIFF.
ME AND THE BOYS HERE
ARE TAKING OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO--
- [SPIKE GROWLING]
GRRRR!
GRRR! - YEOOW! - OWW!
- HEATHCLIFF!
I WAS EMBARRASSED
THAT YOU SAW ME LOOKING AT ANOTHER CAT.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT.
I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
- YOU DO?
- YES.
- THAT'S THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
YIPEE!
- [GIGGLING]
- THIS DIET IS TOO MUCH.
I HAVE TO HAVE A SNACK WHILE GRANDMA'S AWAY.
OH, NO!
DID YOU LEAVE ME ANYTHING?
- URP!
- [SCAT SINGING]
- [SNORING]
- BREAKFAST! - BREAKFAST!
LIKE, MOVE YOUR FACE FROM MY FEET SO I CAN GO EAT.
- YOU MORON! STOP MOVIN'!
- [SNORING]
OUCH!
MUST BE TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE?
- THESE THINGS ARE LIKE CONCRETE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT.
- WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THESE THINGS, RUBBER?
- DUH, NO.
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' DIFFERENT.
THIS BATTER WAS FINE WHEN I USED IT LAST MONTH.
- LAST MONTH?!
- BLECH!
- OK, YOU CATS, YOUR TIME HAS COME.
- WHY, LEROY, TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS DISPLEASURE?
- LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, RIFFRAFF.
- HAVE SOME OF MONGO'S PANCAKES
WHILE YA TELL US ALL ABOUT IT, SPORT.
- I HAVE BEEN GIVEN AN ASSISTANT
BY THE JUNKYARD OWNER,
SO THERE'S GONNA BE TWO OF US
ON YOUR TRAILS FROM NOW ON.
SO NO MORE PRANKS,
'CAUSE NOTHIN'S GOIN' ON IN THIS JUNKYARD
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
- [YAWNS]
SO WHEN DO WE MEET THE WONDER ASSISTANT?
- RIGHT NOW.
YO! MARTIN!
COME ON OVER.
- HEH HEH HA HA!
HOWDY, FELLAS. HOW YA DOIN'?
HO HO! SHAKE, PAL.
- [SCREAMING]
- OH HO HO! YA DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP ON MY ACCOUNT.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH! THAT GUY CRACKS ME UP.
- YOU MUST BE RIFFRAFF.
LEROY TELLS ME YOU'RE A REAL OPERATOR.
LET'S SHAKE AND GET THIS RELATIONSHIP OFF TO A GOOD START.
- NOT ME, BUDDY.
I'VE GOT YOU PEGGED FOR A PRACTICAL JOKER.
AND I'M GONNA AVOID YOU LIKE THE PLAGUE.
[PPPPBBBLLLTT]
- NYAH HA HA HA HA HA! THE OLD WHOOPEE CUSHION!
GUESS YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS LEROY SAID YOU WERE.
[RUBBER STRETCHING]
WELL, HA HA, IT'S TIME WE GOT BACK TO WORK, BUDDY.
HEY, HA HA HA!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, LEROY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT.
HO HO HEH HEH!
- DUH, GEE. WHAT A HAPPY GUY.
- YEAH, A REAL HAPPY GUY.
HE JUST BETTER NOT GET IN MY WAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
CLEO'S COMIN' OVER, AND WE'RE GONNA REHEARSE OUR DANCE
FOR THE ANNUAL JUNKYARD CATS PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.
- IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
- CLEO, YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
- SO WHAT'S NEW?
AND WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO WHEN I SHOWED UP?
- LEROY'S GOT A NEW ASSISTANT,
A REAL PRACTICAL JOKER.
- HE'S NOT GONNA RUIN THE ANNUAL JUNKYARD CATS PARTY, IS HE?
- NOT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND.
WE'RE WASTIN' TIME.
LET'S REHEARSE OUR DANCE NUMBER.
OK, WORDSWORTH, HIT IT.
- WHEN I TURN THE CRANK, THE MUSIC COMES OUT
SO RIFF AND CLEO CAN TWIST AND SHOUT.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
- I TOLD THEM I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING
GOIN' ON WITHOUT MY OK.
- OOH HEH HEH HEH.
WHAT DO YA SAY WE GO LIVEN UP THEIR LITTLE DANCE PARTY?
HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH.
WATCH THIS.
SUCH A HOT DANCE SHOULD HAVE HOT MUSIC.
[MUSIC SPEEDING UP]
- WORDSWORTH, WHAT ARE YA DOING?
- WELL, I'D CALL IT AN ACT OF FATE.
THE MACHINE SKIPPED 33 AND WENT TO 78.
YEEEOOWW!
- HEH HEH HEH. - HEH HEH HEH.
- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
- I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT NOTHIN' IS GOIN' ON IN THIS JUNKYARD
WITHOUT MY OK.
- YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, LEROY.
THIS JOKER'S JOKES ARE GONNA BACKFIRE
SOONER OR LATER.
- LOOK AT ME. I'M A MESS.
I SPENT DAYS STYLING MY FUR
AND PICKING OUT THESE LEG WARMERS.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
- HEH HEH HEH. - HEH HEH HEH.
- OH, MY DEAR, I'M SO SORRY I RUINED YOUR DANCE.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY
AND HAVE A SNIFF OF MY FRESH FLOWER.
- CLEO, DON'T SMELL THAT FLOWER.
- I DON'T SMELL ANY--
- HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HA HA HA HA!
- MY FUR IS RUINED!
LOOK WHAT THAT MUTT HAS DONE TO ME.
- HA HA! JUST A LITTLE INDIA INK. AN OLD JOKE.
- JUST A LITTLE INK?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOURSELF DRY CLEANED?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- COME ON, CLEO.
DON'T WASTE YOURSELF ON THIS JERK.
- OK, SMART GUY,
BUT AS LONG AS THAT JERK IS HERE, I'M NOT.
- CLEO!
- DUH, HEY, YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY NICE TO US.
- Y'KNOW? YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
FROM THIS DAY ON, I'M THROUGH WITH PRACTICAL JOKES.
- UH, YOU ARE?
- SURE. LET'S DRINK TO MY NEW LIFE.
- DUH, HEY.
- HEH HEH HEH. - HEH HEH HEH.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HE FELL FOR THE DRIBBLE GLASS?!
- THAT'LL TEACH 'EM TO PLAN A PARTY IN MY JUNKYARD.
MARTIN, YOU ARE TOO MUCH.
- THAT DOES IT!
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS GUY TO MESS UP.
WE'RE GOING TO WAR!
- YA KNOW, MARTIN,
YOU DID A GREAT JOB OF TEACHIN' THOSE CATS TODAY.
- HEH HEH HA HA! IF YA LIKED THOSE GAGS,
WAIT UNTIL I TRY THIS SNEEZING POWDER ON THEM!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH! I CAN'T WAIT.
THOSE STUPID CATS
REALLY THOUGHT I'D LET THEM HAVE THEIR PARTY
IN MY JUNKYARD.
I'LL GET IT.
HEY!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, HO HO, NO!
MY SNEEZING POWDER!
[STIFLING SNEEZE]
- HANG ON, MARTIN. I'LL GET YOU A HANDKERCHIEF.
- [STIFLING SNEEZE]
- HEY! DID YOU DO THIS?
- NO--NO!
[STIFLING SNEEZE]
- USE THE HANDKERCHIEF.
- AAAHHH-CHOOOO!
- UNH!
- AH-AH-AH-AH-AH...
- COVER YOUR MOUTH! COVER YOUR MOUTH!
- OOH! IT'S STUCK!
SOMEBODY PUT THE FLYPAPER IN THE TISSUE BOX!
AH...AH...
AH-CHOO!
PULL! OOH! OOH!
AH...AH...
CHOO!
[CRASH]
THIS--AH-CHOO!
IS NOT THE PLACE-- AH-CHOO!
FOR ME!
AH-CHOO!
- [LAUGHING]
- ALL PRACTICAL JOKERS ARE THE SAME.
THEY CAN DISH IT OUT, BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE IT.
LET'S GET READY FOR LEROY.
- MARTIN! MARTIN! WHERE ARE YOU?!
HELP ME GET THIS BLASTED FLYPAPER OFF!
OOH!
WHERE'S MARTIN?
- GONE, WITH ALL HIS BAD JOKES.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN AGAIN, LEROY, OLD BUDDY.
- ALONE OR NOT,
THESE LITTLE TRICKS ARE NEVER GONNA GET ME
TO AGREE TO YOUR PARTY.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
[RUMBLING]
IT'S NOT FAIR!
ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA GET THOSE CATS!
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, MAYBE NOT THE NEXT DAY,
BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS!
OUCH!
OOOH!
OWOOOO!
OWWOOOOOO!
- TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MY LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: DOGS.
SPORTING DOGS NEED MORE EXERCISE THAN NON-SPORTING DOGS.
- I THOUGHT WE GAVE DOGS ALL HTE EXERCISE THEY COULD ASK FOR.
- [LAUGHTER]
- A YOUNG, SPORT-BRED DOG NEEDS TO JOG ONE HOUR PER DAY.
YOU GOT THAT?
- GOTCHA, PROFESSOR HEATHCLIFF.
I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR MY EXERCISE.
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU